January 2008
15 posts
Glad to be home.
I have no idea how I made it through the week but I’m relieved to be home. I just realised how much work I have to do this week. Oh bother.
Things I learnt from the sleepover:
1. I’m absolutely convinced Boon’s gay. 2. I’m never taking the bed again, especially when everyone decides to sleep on the floor, in case I have to do what Ms. Jack calls “community service”. 3. Make sure I smell great when I sit next to Wong when I have to take a five-hour trip in a ferry.
“…I wanna go home!!:(”
– text I received from Ms. Jack who’s currently doing her DOE expedition.
On B.O
Alissa: You start off by talking about hormones. Say something like, "You know, people with loads of hormones smell."
Me: Then what?
Alissa: Then you say, "You, yeah, you have ALOT of hormones.
Sap: Yea and if the person is smart, the person will know that he/she is really smelly.
“That’s the last thing I would do.”
– somebody in college, after I told her that Esther nominated herself for Ms. Nice. She prefers to remain anonymous in case Esther comes after her with her lethal weapon - her mouth.
Will Esther ever shut up?
I sincerely believe that people like Esther should not be allowed to utter a single word. Today she decided to nominate herself as Ms. Nice. Come on, if she can do that, I might as well nominate myself for Ms. Tall. If anybody is interested in dating a sarky, merciless doctor-to-be whose moral fiber hangs by a single thread do contact me.
“I was in moral studies doing my presentation on Sikh religion and decided to ask...”
– Zshing, my chaletmate
“I had this dream where I was married to Johan and our kids were dark brown and...”
– Ms. Jack
“I’m nominating myself for Ms. Nice.”
– Ms. Esther Daniel Jack
“I realised that I drive like I walk, and I walk like I talk - totally senget.”
Back in college.
I am severely deprived of proper internet connection. The new wireless internet connection is anything but spiffy. It seems to take aeons in the age of spiffy internet connection for a page to load. And when the internet actually does work, it lasts for only 5 freaking seconds. How the hell am I suppose to get anything done at this rate? I’m back in college and it seems that the only thing...